Question - Why did the chicken cross the road?
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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.
ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was
threatening its dominant market position. The chicken
was faced with significant challenges to create and
develop the competencies required for the newly
competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering
relationship with the client, helped the chicken by
rethinking its physical distribution strategy and
implementation processes. Using the Poultry
Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the
chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,
capital and experiences to align the chicken people,
processes and technology in support of its overall
strategy within a Program Management framework.
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely
they not only need one driver to access the server
farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t
anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this
chicken doing walking around all over the place,
anyway?"
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook.
MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..’apa-nama’
chicken-chicken bisnes… .the foreign powers should
stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just
leave our chickens alone… .. if they want to… ‘apa
nama’ cross the road, they should be allowed to
cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our
chickens do whatever they want to do… . as long as
they! don’t t hreaten the Malay unity and try to topple
the government… and if they plan to do so… we won’t
hesitate to use the ISA…
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja…
jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua…
biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk
memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam semua…
jangan percaya..jangan percaya… .
SAMY VELLU:
ayyooyoo… belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan,
itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan
lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,
beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey
banyak toll… … ..
KARAM SINGH VALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam
itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja
melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan
dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di
maya pada ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah
mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar
menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya
sudahi dengan… … …
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan, ayam di reban mati tak
makan
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
BILL CLINTON:
I’ve had so many chicks, I can’t remember
ADIE:
wargh ha ha ha… hik hik… kehehe
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